Didn't Yo Mama Teach You?

What is up with people and perfumes and things that smell very badly?! Everywhere I go I get stuck by someone who stinks. The gym, theaters, airplanes...you name it. People think, "Oh, this stuff smells good, I bet if I put the whole bottle on my neck I will be irresistable." Right, why not go swimming in a pool of cologne before you get on an airplane?. There I was, sitting patiently in a middle seat waiting to fly home from visiting Max in Kentucky. And along comes a very attractive man and to my suprise he sat by me (I can't remember the last time I was on a plane and got to sit by a cute guy). My accute olfactory senses picked up on his cologne overload immediately and 5 minutes later I was ready to puke. It took me 12 hours to get over the migraine that his carelessness caused. Cute doesn't count once the artificial smell threshold is reached, unless you look like my lil' big Max.